
Original article: Judge my unpopular opinion: Board game nights are the absolute worst – ABC Everyday
I read the opinion piece above with absolute horror. Since then, I’ve discovered that this article has already gained a lot of notoriety among some of my peers.
As someone who has spent their entire life playing games (eg. videogames, board games, and now tabletop games), I found the author’s tone to be borderline insulting.
She even considers board games a waste of time and money:
They’re hurting your bank account and they’re hurting your non-board-game-playing friends.
It’s totally cool if you don’t like playing games. My dad doesn’t play games because he considers himself way past the age to enjoy them. I understand that.
But you know what my dad likes to play? Table tennis. Before pandemic restrictions kicked in he used to have weekly sessions with his table tennis friends. He has even taken part in table tennis tournaments at our local community centre and won first place.
So let me ask you, Madam Yasmin: how is playing table tennis different from playing board games? There are arbitrary rules to be followed, and every player must memorise and adhere to them during matches. Table tennis players must move a small object (the ping pong ball) around a “glorified” piece of table with a net attached.
I dare you now, to say to my father with a straight face, that he is wasting his money on a table tennis paddle. Or that he should invite his table tennis friends to “hang out” instead of playing ping pong.
My dungeon master for my DnD 3.5E campaign is quite passionate about kendo — the Japanese art of swordfighting. Like many sports and games, kendo has rules, and you need to invest in equipment for it. An entire full-body set of protective kendo armour, can cost upwards of US$1,500.
I dare you, Madam Yasmin, to tell my DM that he is wasting money on kendo. That he should ask his kendo teacher and classmates to “hang out” instead.
Games have existed the beginning of civilisation. The current version of international chess that we play today, has survived and evolved for thousands of years. To call games a waste of time is equivalent to saying that our entire human race is a waste of time.
I showed this article to my friend Richard, who owns a gaming club stacked to the brim with shelves of board games — he is the number one authority on board games that I know. This was his response:
“I think she’s a bimbo. This woman is Aussie, so Aussies generally are more a party type of people. If you diss on them drinking and partying the weekend away, I think they’ll have some choice words for you too.
“Her credibility is out the window when she mentions Monopoly. Board games nowadays are so advanced!”
I slightly disagree with Richard. I don’t consider Monopoly a “simple” board game at all. And there lies the logical fallacy in Madam Yasmin’s argument.
She says that Monopoly is one of the few board games that she enjoys… but doesn’t Monopoly also have rules? Every time you pass the Go square, you need to collect $200. Sometimes you get sent to jail because of bad luck, and you need to come up with a quick plan to get yourself out of jail. If you’re playing to win, you need to know when to use the right strategy and tactics with your property — should I sell my houses to raise some quick capital? Should I mortgage some property cards and auction them to another player to forge a temporary alliance?
I haven’t played Monopoly in over two decades, and even I can remember most of the rules. Game rules are not there to impede you — they give structure, depth, and purpose to the board game. Using your brain to understand the rules, and creating a basic plan to help you win, or to help you overcome the challenges presented to you, is what makes games fun.
Does Madam Yasmin not like to use her brain? Or does she have some sort of aversion towards basic human intelligence?
If you don’t like board games with tight rules, then I suggest giving tabletop roleplaying games a try. Not Dungeons & Dragons, because I consider DnD’s rules to be quite moderate in terms of difficulty (yes, even for DnD 5E). But perhaps something more rules-light, such as the Powered by the Apocalypse system or Advanced Fighting Fantasy. You might be pleasantly surprised at such games that reward and encourage players to explore their creativity.
I love gaming because it has given me tens of thousands of hours of entertainment, camaraderie, and storytelling that I won’t experience anywhere else. Leave us alone to waste our money on our hobbies. It’s your loss.
This author doesn’t have a favourite board game, but is currently into Mansions of Madness, Gloomhaven, and Resident Evil 2: The Board Game.